Laptop Heat May Cause 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' 195
mrvook submitted an item that might affect a lot of you "Working with a laptop on one's lap for extended periods of time has been found to cause heat damage and skin discoloration in a handful of cases, prompting researchers examining the phenomenon to recommend thermal protection for laptop users and warnings labels on laptop device packaging." Only 10 cases have actually been reported, so this might just be a case of media hyping something, or it could be the end of the world with a generation of nerds doomed to sterility and crunchy crotches.
Really? (Score:5, Funny)
"...a generation of nerds doomed to sterility..."
Are we really worried about nerds being sterile?
Re:Really? (Score:5, Funny)
It's not actually the nerds that are getting sterilized.. It's the hot blonds that are. Geeks and Nerds are anal enough to not use the laptop in a un-optimal position, I.E. on the lap. Therefore they seek out a table or other surface. Or they get "clever" and design a lap support platform that lifts the "lap" top to proper typing height.
Dumb blonds and others that really know very little about proper computer use, leave the thing on their lap and don't have the neurons to communicate "Ow this is hot, get it off me" from their groin area to their brain...
Most of the time it's mis-read as "I'm hungry" or "I have to pee"
IT's these creatures, specifically the MBA or Marketing genus line of these creatures we are looking to protect. They are the ones that need the warnings on Toasters that say not to use in the bathtub, or curling irons that say "do not insert into any orifice"... Which is too vague, most of these creatures dont understand the word orifice, and think it's a type of Spanish dessert.
Eau, Really? (Score:3, Informative)
I suppose there might be some easy money in a lawsuit, but did you ever consider dealing with the issue yourself? I'm too cheap to buy a fancy plastic lap protector, so I use a paver block from my yard to protect my lap from the heat.
In other news (Score:5, Funny)
Scientists prove that heat makes things hot and should be avoided when you don't want things to be, you know, hot.
Whoever decided to call (Score:2)
them "lap-tops"?
They're portable computers. You don't have to put them on your lap.
Who decided to call the device by the portion of the body that some people choose to (awkwardly) place it on?
Do people call babies "armtops"?
Watches "wristtops"?
Glasses "ear/nose-tops"?
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you mean ankle-biters, male jewelry and four-eyes?
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A new feature for the i5 (Score:5, Funny)
Cool a laptop that is not only powerful, but also eliminates the need for trimming and birth control. Ladies will start looking at the nerd carrying the laptop in a whole new light... ;P
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I read stories like this years ago. Some laptops do get uncomfortably warm.. guess what, if it's uncomfortable rather than just nice and toasty, you should probably not be placing it directly on your lap! Taking the pain will just lead to damage.
However if there are issues simply from extended periods of being nicely toasty, that definitely isn't good, and people do need to be warned.
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I'm guessing with numbers that small that it's either not possible or that we're dealing with a group that doesn't really feel the pain. In either case, I'm not sure what can really be done about it.
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You're assuming that it's painful. I come from a family with poor pain sensitivity and I've literally broken bones without knowing it.
This is probably why there's only 10 cases of it. You need quite the combination of events to get it.
1. A particularly hot laptop
2. Somebody with high pain tolerance or something wrong with their heat senses*.
3. A particular dedication towards working on their laptop, on their lap, for a continous and extended period of time
I've used my computer on my lap a few times, and it does get warm. But I shift around, get up and get a drink or snack, visit the bathroom, etc...
*There's also the boiling frog scen
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*There's also the boiling frog scenario - toss a frog into boiling water he'll try to jump out. Put a frog in cold water and slowly warm it to boiling he won't. Some research says this is legend, some says it's true as long as you're really, really gradual. Me? I wonder if it also depends on the frog. Anyways - there are probably people less likely to notice being slow cooked than flash burned.
The "boiling frog" meme is just an urban legend [snopes.com].
I agree with everything else you said, though.
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I agree with everything else you said, though.
Actually, I think that if you reread the middle of what you quoted there, you'll find that you agree even with that statement. Specifically - Some research says this is legend, some says it's true as long as you're really, really gradual.
Different researchers getting different results is nothing new.
Oh, and a coworker suggesting a 4th requirement/indicator -
4. working without clothing between the laptop and the skin.
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Yes, that's precisely what TFA says it is:
Prolonged exposure to being "toasty" can cause a blotchy rash, and if exposure continues, it can result in
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However if there are issues simply from extended periods of being nicely toasty, that definitely isn't good
No, it isn't. And it doesn't even have to be "toasty" -- shortly after acquiring my 2006 Macbook Pro, I developed a case of Tinia cruris that defied treatment with Desenex and Tinactin.
You can see where this is going. It took a trip to the doctor's office and the question to be posed, "did you recently acquire a laptop computer?" before I realized the association.
Yes, Macbooks cause crotch rot. Swamp nuts. Rack rash. The itch. Taint thrush.
Laptop users, take my advice, and go buy a paperstone cutting [amazon.com]
Huh? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Ow! Your stupid warning label reflected sunlight into my eyes! See you in court jerk!
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, sorry. The warning label has fine print that says do not look at label in direct sunlight. You're on your own.
And, remember ... do not taunt Happy Fun Ball [wikipedia.org].
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Sorry, the EULA for the warning label says you agree that all labels are written only in English and that it is your responsibility to find a suitable translation of one is required.
By looking at the warning label, you agreed. ;-)
How else can we give you excellent service today?
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They're "on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard".'" as I understand.
Down the hall, to your left. Mind the steps.
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>Why is it that we as a society feel we need to put warning labels on things for the dumbest of society?
Because civil suit outcomes and damages are determined by jurors, who are the lowest common denominator themselves.
TFA! (Score:5, Informative)
This concerns CHILDREN. The report was from a pediatrics journal and involved kids. As TFA points out, kids' skin is more sensitive to heat than adults, and parents need to be aware of this.
Re:TFA! (Score:5, Funny)
Oooh, clever, pulling out the "think of the children!"
Screw those pests.
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But they can be really handy. When my now-grown kids were little and I was in the grocery store with them, every woman in the place would walk up and talk to me. I remember thinking "I wish I'd have had some of these when I was single."
Now that I'm single again I wish my kids would make me a grandpa so I could take the ankle-biting rugrats to the store and get laid by a better class of woman...
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"Screw those pests."
Pedobear, it that you?
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Heat makes things hot. Most kids figure this out by the time they're old enough to be using laptops.
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This has nothing to do with heating the skin to the point where it is painful. We're not talking about burns.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erythema_ab_igne [wikipedia.org]
This is the condition under discussion, and what it boils down to is that people don't realize that they're doing damage to their skin because they are not feeling "burned," they are feeling "warm" - but even that, not uncomfortably so.
Long-term exposure to heat damages the skin in a way that makes it more prone to developing squamous cell carcinoma - it'
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There's a reason most companies that make laptops started renaming them "notebooks", because you shouldn't keep the damned things on your lap.
Do it right. Put them on your lap, but closer to your knees rather than to your crotch.
Oh, and wear long trousers (or pijamas), not shorts. Not (only) because of the heat, but rather because the fan will otherwise suck in the hair you've got on your legs, and this generates a very weird feeling...
That doesn't mean we need to add yet another warning label to the sea of ignored little red and yellow stickers already covering every product you buy.
A, that's what this "Windows" sticker is... a warning label!
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Once laptops started including DVD players, some people started watching movies on them. This results in keeping the machine going for around 90 minutes to two hours, with the added heat from the DVD being continuously on (and usually the screen brightness being as high as possible). while entering the same hypnogogic state as any other movie watching. Just as that brilliant student of human behavior William Cosby pointed out how common it is for your arm to go to sleep when you put it around your girl's sh
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Likewise, you
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It's not a question of "burning" and "feeling pain but ignoring it." It's a condition that arises from long-term exposure to and close contact with a heat source - Erythema ab Igne [wikipedia.org].
It's uncommon because most people don't sit for hours at a time day in and day out with a hot laptop resting on their legs, but the condition (which is most frequently seen in elderly people who use heating pads & space heaters to stay warm) carries with it an increased risk of cancer as a result, and this is why the study i
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"We as a society" generally don't. Most warning labels aren't specifically mandated by social consensus. (Even those that are mandated by government are often mandated by regulatory bodies heavily influenced by the regulated industry as part of a package that includes limits on liability if the rules are complied with.)
The people putting the warning labels do so, because warning labels are very cheap, wher
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Why is it that we as a society feel we need to put warning labels on things for the dumbest of society?
Mostly because of liability in court, which is not the worst thing in the world. Yes it's absurd for that woman to sue for spilling hot coffee, but there are going to be abuses no matter what. I'd rather companies have to warn people even about obvious dangers than companies getting away with hiding less obvious dangers.
Anyway, there are always legitimate situations where it's good to have a warning that you consider obvious. One that comes to mind here is people who can't feel properly. If you can't fe
I just look at it as voluntary sterilization (Score:2)
Re:I just look at it as voluntary sterilization (Score:4, Insightful)
I think I'd rather get a vasectomy than slowly bake/burn/scorch my parts, thank you.
But, I admire your enthusiasm. :-P
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I trust that the doctor is going to be a little more precise than "waving a knife around down there", and is actually going to know what he's looking for.
I'm betting the results of the vasectomy are a lot more repeatable and precise than the "crotch oven". I'm betting that has fairly inconsistent results and some more side effects than you'd really like -- but, hey, feel free
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Except the pill has positive benefits outside of just birth control, so she'd probably want to keep taking it anyway?
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Yeah, but none so frustrating as a week of debilitating "stomach cramps" every month like my last gf had whenever she was off the pill, she could barely do anything when she was like that.
Warning labels suck (Score:3, Interesting)
Please no more warning labels. They are applied in non-removable paint on my car visor, my child's safety seat, and other rather annoying places.
Why the hell do I as a driver need to be warned about the dangers of... well I don't know what dangers they are warning me about anymore because they are so damned ubiquitous. Removable stickers are fine. Resale of the item means they won't have the warning? Make a website http://warnings.gov/ [warnings.gov]
You go there, pull your product type from a dropdown list and it will have every warning you could possibly want to have on your product, all there in a singular location and available in any language you want, updated instantly.
Oddly enough, I think it was Jay Leno (could be wrong) complaining about how car manuals are nothing but 80 pages of warnings rather than content which you could use to operate/repair your vehicle. Please please please, no more warning labels. I've become immune and now only see them as a bright yellow stain on my upholstry.
Re:Warning labels suck (Score:5, Insightful)
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Someone once said that the sum of human intelligence is a constant, and in
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Mobile Internet is not yet ubiquitous (Score:2)
http://warnings.gov/
You go there
If it requires Internet access at the point of warning, then there would still need to be a fallback warning label for people who have dumbphone service for $80/yr instead of smartphone service for $800/yr.
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I don't think it's that odd if it was Jay Leno complaining about car manuals, seeing as he's a massive car nut :)
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Jay Leno complaining about car manuals, seeing as he's a massive car nut
Any car he would collect is too old to be full of warning labels. Those are for modern people who can't look after themselves.
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According to this partial list [wikicars.org] he has at least 10 vehicles made after 2000.. he's not a "classic car" nut, he's just a car nut, or should I say a vehicle nut. The only vehicle I knew for sure that he had before today was a Y2K superbike, and I'm guessing that has some warning labels considering the exhaust can melt the bumpers right off of cars..
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Oddly enough, I think it was Jay Leno (could be wrong) complaining about how car manuals are nothing but 80 pages of warnings rather than content which you could use to operate/repair your vehicle.
I don't see why this would be odd, anybody who has read a car magazine in the last decade or so has probably read an article by or about Jay Leno - he's a huge car buff with a huge car collection, and as far as I know prefers to work on his cars himself. He is exactly the kind of person who would despise warning labels all over his beautiful cars.
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Warning labels also screws up darwinism.
We should remove the warning labels off of everything and let the weaker members of the herd remove themselves from the gene pool in spectacular fashion.
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Why did you get yourself upholstered?
Seems strange to me.
Ever try to run long distances commando-style? Fabric which can supply some Up Holding is a godsend.
Testicular cancer (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Testicular cancer (Score:5, Interesting)
My cousin blames his testicular cancer on ...
Or maybe, he just didn't jack off enough?
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I'd be more likely to blame the wi-fi transmitter than heat from the laptop.
The real interesting part of this article (Score:5, Informative)
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"He recognized that the laptop got hot on the left side; however, regardless of that, he did not change its position," the report says. I think we found the problem. Why say your kid is dumb when you can blame his laptop that he never puts down?
I think the point is that a laptop can be hot, but not to the point of pain, and still cause damage over time. That's not necessarily intuitive.
Intuitive = If it's not hot enough to cause acute pain, then it's OK to leave there all the time.
Um... (Score:2)
I'm trying to look for the downside in all of this.
A more accurate headline (Score:3, Insightful)
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Science? (Score:5, Insightful)
put it in Idle where it belongs
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I'm surprised this is just now getting an article (Score:2, Insightful)
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The reason why the Balzac hangs out there more or less unprotected is that the equipment is heat sensitive.
I thought it hung out half an hour north of Calgary [google.com].
toasted skin syndrome? (Score:5, Funny)
Because "weenie roast" is too gender-specific
Life imitating art (Score:3, Funny)
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In other news... (Score:3, Insightful)
...putting your hand in a toaster also causes Toasted Skin Syndrome.
Who woulda thunk it? :(
Extremely old news, maybe 20,000 years old (Score:5, Insightful)
My parents said this used to happen to them when they were kids.
They grew up in houses that were heated by coal fireplaces - they would sit too close to the fire for too long and the same thing would happen. The cure - stop putting your skin too close to heat sources.
Seriously, I think people have known about this since the discovery of how to make a fire. We just forgot about it for the last 50 years while we all enjoyed our modern heating systems that distribute heat more evenly.
Re:Extremely old news, maybe 20,000 years old (Score:4, Informative)
Actually, fifty year old heating systems distributed heat more evenly than modern systems. Back in the '30s-'40s they had "gravity furnaces". There was no blower; convection distributed the heat, which was controlled by an electrical thermostat that varied the furnace's flame. If the power went out because an ice storm took down the electrical wires, you still had heat, because the furnace wasn't connected to the house's electricity. Its thermostat's electricity was generated by a walnut-sized doohickey called a "power pile" that generated electricity from the flame of the pilot light.
I had one in the old house I raised my kids in in the '90s. I loved it, it was way better tech than we have today. Especially when the power went out.
Not in the UK, for most anyway (Score:2)
Actually, fifty year old heating systems distributed heat more evenly than modern systems. Back in the '30s-'40s they had "gravity furnaces". There was no blower; convection distributed the heat, which was controlled by an electrical thermostat that varied the furnace's flame. If the power went out because an ice storm took down the electrical wires, you still had heat, because the furnace wasn't connected to the house's electricity. Its thermostat's electricity was generated by a walnut-sized doohickey called a "power pile" that generated electricity from the flame of the pilot light.
I had one in the old house I raised my kids in in the '90s. I loved it, it was way better tech than we have today. Especially when the power went out.
Yes, I've seen diagrams of the old systems that were available in the USA.
I think only rich people in the UK would have had these systems in their homes in the 1930s and 40s though.
My parents' parents' houses were exactly like the house featured in the 1900 House [pbs.org]. Central heating would have been a dream for them. Their hot water came from a "back boiler" which was a cast iron thing installed into the back of one of the fireplaces. They had to be careful to open the taps if it got too hot as the
Bathe the affected area in honey water. (Score:4, Funny)
Next, remove the skin, placing it on a mandarin crepe that has been spread with a teaspoon of hoisin sauce. Top with a sprig of green onion, then fold/roll into a burrito style package.
Serve, pairing with a reisling, dry Chardonnay or a white Bordeaux.
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No no no. Everybody knows that human flesh goes best with fava beans. And a nice chianti.
i guess there will be less ambiguity then (Score:2)
...since laptop from now on will be reserved only to one usage.
iPad (Score:2)
(In hysteric Apple fanboy voice) Another epic win for teh iPad! Apple designed it such that it doesn't roast your balls!
(Your wife may of course decide to roast them after you show her the bill.)
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(Your wife may of course decide to roast them after you show her the bill.)
Your husband. It's an Apple product after all...
That's why they don't call them laptops. (Score:4, Interesting)
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If there's one thing I don't like about Apple's mobile products it's their unwavering desire to shrink the enclosure thickness by bare millimeters with each new generation, without really compensating for reduced ability to dissipate heat.
I mean, would it have killed them to at least add vents to the sides of their notebooks? A single vent area can't suck in cool air and expel hot air well; if nothing else some of the hot air gets sucked right back in. And the vent's already half-blocked by the screen hinge
Significant that the kid was playing games (Score:2)
"toasted skin syndrome"? (Score:2)
Back in the day, we called it a "burn".
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Software is the real problem (Score:2)
The real problem is people insisting on using bloated inefficient software, which of course requires more electricity to run and produces more heat.
If modern operating systems and software were better optimized most people could get along fine with low power, low heat netbooks.
As it is, people seem to be happy to pump more and more electricity through their desktops and powered laptops until they are just a few watts short of tripping their circuit breaker. Just to write a letter.
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As it is, people seem to be happy to pump more and more electricity through their desktops and powered laptops until they are just a few watts short of tripping their circuit breaker. Just to write a letter.
How many people write letters anymore? I'd tend to think that the heat increases tend to come more from attempting to make real time rendering more and more realistic.
For just writing a letter, computer energy usage is probably lower than it has been in a decade. Using a 'gaming machine' probably does cost a tad more juice, but if you're not running games on it it's not using nearly as much electricity as it would be otherwise.
Hot things can burn you (Score:2)
Media hyping, ya think? (Score:2)
Only 10 cases have actually been reported, so this might just be a case of media hyping something, or it could be the end of the world with a generation of nerds doomed to sterility and crunchy crotches.
Well the article says 10 cases since 2004. In my estimation, that's easily tens of millions of users. You are more likely win the daily lottery in some states. And this can be avoided by not putting it on your lap for extended periods.
Well, it's not quite as slam-dunk as some believe (Score:2, Interesting)
I actually suffered from this. My laptop definitely got warm enough to grab my attention, but not so hot that I felt that it was burning. After a few weeks, I noticed a strange red splotchiness on my legs and it really was alarming at first. It's not like you pound yourself with a hammer and wonder why you have bruises, or burn yourself with an iron and wonder why you get blisters, it's much more subtle than that. After a day or so, I figured that it was the laptop and a couple of days of not using the lapt
They're not "laptops" (Score:2)
The person's response was, "They're not laptops, sir. They are notebook computers." Evidently the manufacturers' response too their "laptops" getting to hot was to conveniently rename them.
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I thought "laptops" were the older portable computers which were still somewhat large and heavy, but could fit in your lap? And notebooks were the machines that came later which were lighter and more portable, and they needed a term that fit their smaller size?
For instance, this would be a laptop: http://www.microstar.net/museum/cpqslt286.jpg [microstar.net]
And pretty much *all* of today's computers would classify as notebooks.
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Something with a nineteen inch widescreen isn't 'portable' by much of a margin. Could you imagine a reporter taking notes on a pad of paper that size?
Toasty Laptop (Score:2)
Well I have a quite toasty laptop that has a desktop CPU (i7 960) three hard drives and 6 GB of RAM so it's interesting info to me. However I don't put it on my lap because to do so would block the three cooling fans. I use a laptop cooler between my lap and the machine.
Maybe people should start using these to protect their family jewels?
THAT's what that smell is. (Score:2)
Darwin (Score:2)
This is just another example of natural selection at work. Too stupid to take something hot off your lap? Get out of the gene pool!
Granted, this is like getting a sunburn or the canonical frog in the simmering pot. Sure, you'll get scorch marks the first time. But that's why we learn from our mistakes. Lacking that ability is reason enough to have your nards permanently roasted.
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So did these 10 people never learn not to touch the stove while it's on? I mean, that's the measuring stick we use for high heat leading to bad outcomes, right?
I guess you've never heard of sensory adaptation? Or perhaps the boiling frog phenomenon [slashdot.org]?
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I doubt he's heard of any of them, since apparently he only reads the headline, with a passing glance at the summary.
In other words, just the sort of person that warning labels are designed for.
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There is a name for the condition this causes: Erythema ab Igne, which increases your risk of developing a malignant squamous cell carcinoma.
Amazing that science has words for all these things which 2 minutes of reading TFA might have informed you of.
I guess it's people like you who can't be arsed to RTFA that the warning labels are designed for. Go figure.
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Erythema ab igne.